not-your-typical-indian-guy:

not-safe-for-earth:

relahvant:

stability:

when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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jesus christ

*WHEEZING*

I AM DONE WITH TUMBLR.  FUCKING DONE.  BUY A HOUSE IN ALBERTA AND STAY IN IT FOREVER AND NEVER EVER COME OUT.

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nequius:

if the trolls won their game, this is how i think their worship as gods would be like 

The Maid: prayed to for longer summers and shorter winters 

The Page: prayed to for speed 

The Mage: prayed to for insight of the future

The Knight: prayed to for protection

The Rogue: prayed to for matters of the heart

The Sylph: prayed to for fertility 

The Seer: prayed to for knowledge

The Thief: prayed to for luck 

The Heir: prayed to for strength 

The Bard: prayed to for miracles 

The Prince: prayed to for hope 

The Witch: prayed to for health 

elusive gods always depicted as children, all very different from each other, and even seen as 12 aspects of one being like in asoiaf aha

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poinko:

as soon as i saw that one panel in the art for today’s Paradox Space, i knew i had to draw something with it. but i also needed some kind of context…

poinko:

as soon as i saw that one panel in the art for today’s Paradox Space, i knew i had to draw something with it. but i also needed some kind of context…

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jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

jodecides:

ask-oklahoma-america:

sunsetofdoom:

tarch-7:

Toothless is so cute here.

THE DETAILS

HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES

YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES

HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT

DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME

how could you not want a toothless on your dash

can we talk about hiS EYES

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Every Time.

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asker

Anonymous asked: We are now mermaids.

theinkedoctopus:

Okay. But i need more context.

Like are we

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OR

nobody-but-mebody:

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I DIDN’T MEAN IT 

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asker

Anonymous asked: hey mike, what do you do if you need to use the toilet when the animatronics are about?

rebornica:

Mike: FUCKING BIRD